WHAT IS YOUR FULL SISTER NAME?HOPE 'N' GROPE FOR SAFE SINNING

OTHER ALIASES:"HEY TITS!"

DATE YOU JOINED THE ORDER:HELL IF I KNOW, SOMEWHERE IN THE FALL OF 2006

VIRTUE:Hope

WHAT IS IT?DESIRE THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN AND ETERNAL LIFE AS OUR HAPPINESS

ASSOCIATED COLOR:BLUE… BUT THIS BITCH REALLY LIKES TO WEAR BLACK A LOT

WHAT IS YOUR OCCUPATION?IN MY OTHER LIFE I DO CASEWORK FOR AID FOR AIDS OF NEVADA

MONTH OF BIRTH:OCTOBER

WHEN DID YOU DISCOVER YOUR CALLING?WHEN I FIGURED OUT I COULD USE MY TITS AND INAPPROPRIATE BEHAVIOR TO RAISE MONEY

WHY DID YOU JOIN?I WAS LEAVING MY POSITION AT AFAN AND STILL WANTED TO WORK IN THE FIELD OF HIV/AIDS.

MAJOR PROJECTS WITH THE ORDER:CREATED THE SAFER SIN SACKS, FORMERLY CHAIRNUN FOR SISTER BINGO, AND PROVIDES BREASTMILK FOR THE NUNLINGS.

GOALS AND ASPIRATIONS:TO RAISE A SHIT LOAD OF MONEY THROUGH BAD BEHAVIOR.

RULES BY WHICH I LIVE:FUCK EM’ IF THEY CAN’T TAKE A JOKE!